@AnselElgort: Me and @jeromejarre surprising people at movie theaters asking them if they have seen fault in our stars.https://
this made my life. :)
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost.
So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers
Puppy party without you guys
WHY WOULD YOU UNFOLLOW OVER ADORABLE PUPPIES
how to make friends
I am both of them.
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall