"why did she win the nobel peace prize???"
"she didn’t do anything to deserve the nobel peace prize"
fuck anybody who wasn’t overjoyed when she won, this girl is providing a voice for uneducated and oppressed young people across the world whilst still advocating and campaigning for peace and anti-violence. after she was shot in the head.
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*
god bless gordan ramsey
Dude is only a dick to adults, awesome.
because, those adults should know what they’re doing, they’re cooks these are kids hes teaching to cook, therefore he is patient.
gordon ramsey is one of my favorite people in the whole world ok
The only reason he gets so angry is because the people he’s yelling at claim to know what they are doing and are charging people accordingly. If you listen to why he’s actually angry more than half the time you’d realize you’d be furious too. This man is beyond patient and kind toward people in normal circumstances, but he is really serious about his profession and what should be demanded of it. He’s one of my favorite people too
But have you seen “Hotel Hell” tho.
There was an elderly couple on there who lost EVERYTHING and he bought them a FREAKING APARTMENT.
The guy has a huge heart, no kidding.
Gordan Ramsey is my favourite person in the entire world
it makes me angry when gordon ramsey is reduced to nothing more than “that angry chef guy who’s always screaming at someone.” i mean think about the people he’s yelling at. on hell’s kitchen, he’s giving those chefs a shot at winning their own 5 star restaurant, and there was a girl once who got kicked off the show, but he told her to go to culinary school, WHICH HE WOULD PERSONALLY PAY FOR, and come back for a later season. on kitchen nightmares, he is personally going into restaurants on the verge of bankruptcy, cutting through all the crap, and turning everything around so that the restaurant is on a path to success and all the employees are working harmoniously IN ABOUT A WEEK. yeah he yells a lot, but he only ever yells for good reason, and his reasons are always for the benefit of others. he has the biggest heart, but sometimes kindness is speaking softly and hugging it out, and sometimes kindness is telling someone they need to WAKE THE F UP!
i assumed he was angry mcshout shouts because I had no idea who he was and thats all i had ever known
meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
Marry me. Let’s spend our nights eating cereal on the floor when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
Marry me. We can go to the movie theatre and sit in the very back row just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
Marry me. We’ll paint the rooms of our house and get more paint on us than on the walls.
Marry me. We can hold hands and go to parties that we end up ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub together.
Marry me. Slow dance with me in our bedroom with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand."