northernmind-southernheart:

The american sex education system.


surimistick:

still, its horrible that movies and media in general gives you this idea that if you’re a male and you’re not attractive you can still score incredibly hot girls by being funny and “yourself” but if you’re a girl and you’re not attractive nobody’s gonna touch you forever


kilisbeard:

rolypolydandy:

fapoleon-bonerparte:

Napoleon’s walk was described as “something between a waddle and a swagger”

HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK

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on my way to overthrow your country


foodchewer:

i wanna die like this

#me

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

I got home from school and found a cat on my bridge

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IT RAN IN MY HOUSE WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR AND WONT LEAVE

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this is breaking my heart :(

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i guess i have a cat now

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dietchola:

i’m so pissed that i’m not a hot girl


jackofficers:

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch


majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather

majortvjunkie:

how may I help you today? we have a sale on men’s cardigans perfect for the fall weather


lefayss:

dude 

like

dragons are mentioned in almost all cultures all across the world even before they had interaction with each other and you’re telling me they didn’t exist



pumpkinqt:

grimalternative:

My little minion’s ready for Halloween…

this is so cute ily for this thank u